We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *spits on coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
8 hours ago
#thanks rachel the food is good #don't call me rachel you don't even know me #I always call them ma'am or sir because I don't feel comfortable using their name #Like what if you're like and she's like #or if your waiter is a dude and his name tag says Greg and you call him that but it might not even be his real name cos what if he lost his name tag and had to wear his friend's and then it's just awkward #maybe i'm overthinking #or maybe you're underthinking
9 hours ago
Mum:I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Mum:It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me:That's two separate shows
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot